#3 Halloween Happy-Three Halloween Facts About Me

ONE

I have never dressed up as a monster for Halloween.

I have never been a Witch, or a Werewolf or a Vampire.

When you live with monsters in your head,  the way I do because I write about them it

narrows the costume field.

My favorite costume is my Flapper costume. I couple it with corpse makeup and then I

pop my dog into my Jeep and we drive to McDonalds  for burgers and  to wherever I

can get him his  pupcup.

He dresses up like a pirate. He’s infinitely cuter then me. I consider him my treat to

humanity.

 

TWO

I have gone to cemeteries on Halloween to leave flowers and toys for members

of my family- I also leave their favorite candies. It’s just something I like to do.

THREE

The question:

Have I ever seen a ghost on Halloween?

Well. Of course I have. Doesn’t everyone?