GOAT may stand for ” Greatest of All Time ” and people were loving to use it all over social media, but on the day one of my neighbors- she’s kind of a boozy chain smoking troll- had her niece visiting her and we were all out at the dog park, her niece says to me that her Aunt is THE GOAT, I decided that word has to go.

Smoky The Troll’s niece really adores her Aunt. I don’t know. She’s probably pen pals with inmates in prison too. She’s got that vibe.

Anyway about a week before her visit, I watched her Aunt back her car into a pole that held up the roof on an outdoor car park roof and when people came running out because their cars were now trapped under a roof she told the to ” Go Eff themselves. It would be handled. “

Yeah. She was mad because she knew she was wrong, but damn it to Hell, she was going to make all of those people very sorry she was wrong and that they had the nerve to point it out. I mean, she was nasty weeks later to those people. Mostly she laughed at them for ‘getting so bent out of shape.

After that, I decided that the only truly GOAT of all Goats is Black Phillip ( real name Charlie )

” Black Phillip “
From the film The Witch

Charlie aka Black Phillip is THE GOAT. He is the greatest goat of all time and everyone else pales in comparison.

Time to retire the acronym “GOAT”.

Black Phillip