Imagine that tomorrow, all of your duties and obligations evaporate for the day. You get the day all to yourself, to do anything you please. What types of fun activities would make your day?

I love it when people tell me about their nightmares.

I love having them myself and when I have boring dreams where my brain is sorting out the junk that’s been piling up in there I wake up and think, ” that was boring, what a waste of REM sleep. “

So if I had a day to do exactly what I wanted, I would spend my day crawling into people’s skulls and give them the best nightmares EVER.

I would hold nothing back, I’d fill peoples dreams with murderous Aliens from Venus, diseases where your body parts drop off and you spend your dream trying to glue them back on again before  you’re late to class.

I’d make sure to hand out those dreams where the people you know look like and sound and act like  your kid or spouse but then they look at you and smile and you try to scream yourself awake and you think you’re awake but of course you’re not.

Oh and those dreams where something is chasing you?

I’d hand those out like candy, but I’d make sure you get to see what it is that is after you. And I’ll make it super unpleasant. I promise.

Is there anything else I’d like to do on my special day?

Hmmm. No, not really

Oh wait there is one thing.

I’d spend the entire time eating cupcakes.

Pretty ones lavender flavored ones with sprinkles and topped with tons of frosting