Narrows Street

RDP Wednesday: NARROW

Photographer Unknown

There are six houses on Narrows Street- six old stucco houses  with rusted wrought iron fences separating them. Two of the houses are painted beige, three are painted pink and one looks like it could have been blue, but that’s a tough call.

The lawns around aged houses are dried and dusty and the trees are spindly- and for the most part you could say that about the people who live on Narrows.

Like their houses they look like they’ve had too much sun and not enough water.

Here on Narrows, none of the neighbors never really look at each other, they never say ‘hey there’ to each other. They’re a solitary bunch- even in their own homes.

The  dogs  on Narrows Street do not chase the cats and the cats don’t chase the birds, they sit near their houses and quietly they watch the days roll by.

Narrows is a quiet street- quiet as a tomb.

Effie Pastore  lives in the house that may have been blue and she has always hated living on Narrows Street.

Sometimes her dusty disinterested neighbors  see Effie standing on her roof looking up towards the sky – at least they hope she’s looking up towards the sky and not at them because Effie Pastore’s eyes are wide open and Effie’s eyes are not closed and they are not full of dust.

Her neighbors wished she’d close them, they wish she’d just crawl into her house and that Effie would let them rest in peace.

 

 

For Nan

I wish my Nan was around to see this, she’d have loved it.

She would also have said to let the plane crash because I can tell you she would have been no fan of the Kardashian/Jenner ‘brand’.

Anyway-check it out. This is awesome.

In an amusing sketch on Saturday Night Live, a pair of Scottish air traffic control agents responded an American plane’s distress call for landing assistance. The agents, brilliantly played by the incredible Kate McKinnon and native Scot James McAvoy, tried to communicate effectively with the person who took over the plane’s controls due to the fact that pilot was unconscious. Unfortunately, the person trying to fly the plane didn’t understand a word due to each agent’s thick Scottish accent.

Even When It’s Wrong-

W.O.T.D.C- CARBUNCLE

When I was little I used to think that a carbuncle was the polite way of saying that someone was a ” pain in the ass ” because when someone really annoyed my Grandparents they used to say that person was ” a bloody carbuncle “

Eventually I learned what a carbuncle actually was but there was no going back for me. It was too late.

When someone really annoys me I can hear my Grandparents saying- not quite under their breath- ” bloody carbuncle. “

Sometimes when it’s wrong, it turns out to be right all the same.

Field Trip!

RDP Tuesday: MELODRAMATIC

A few summers ago I visited the museum.

I had a killer time- I should really make an effort to go again-

and again and again and again.

Photo: Moscoso

Photo: Moscoso

Photo A.M. Moscoso

Photo A.M. Moscoso

Photos taken at MoPOP- Seattle,  Washington USA

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