It’s not something I like to do.
But I do it very well.
The down side is, if there’s a Hell for people who kill innocent houseplants, I’m going there one day and there ain’t no saving me from it.
It wouldn’t be so bad if I had stopped at the first Venus Fly trap and Jade plants I murdered, but I went out and continued to buy one after the other and in no time at all they’d be dead.
I’m a serial plant killer.
I had certain kinds of plants I’d prefer and never bought any other kind and I even escalated, got sloppy and I’d go to a nursery and buy a random plant- sometimes a couple of them and in a month they’d be gone.
I hid their remains in a compost heap and they’d end up in my Herb Garden.
My Herb Garden not only thrived- at one point it took over most of the front yard. I suspect my Herb Garden was like my partner in crime.
And it benefitted from my bad behavior.
No doubt about that.
I never harvested anything from that garden.
Had I cut any of those plants I’m sure that it would NOT have been appreciated.
I’m sure that would have cost me.
Do I really want you to do what I do?
Go out and kill innocent house plants?
No, of course I don’t want that but I can’t stop you from trying.
Just do me and my Herb Garden a favor.
Stay out of our yards and we’ll stay out of yours.
We don’t need the competition.