RDP Monday: CHA-CHING

 

When you make bank

score some points

or find that lone lost currency note floating on the sidewalk with no wallet to call home

it’s customary to jump up and yell, ” cha-ching “

 

When you work the side sideshow and you’re throwing knives at a girl name Sophia or

Esmeralda and your knife sings back to you ” cha-ching ” instead of ‘kersplat’

you just take a bow and act like you can do this all day long  because the truth is your

normal job is cleaning up after the elephants and most of the time you miss the wheel-

barrel when you’re  shoveling up their mess.

Cha-ching.