WP asks- How do you waste the most time every day?
The Lady in Distress James Ensor
I don’t waste time.
I have lost years, days, hours of my life to depression, to the deaths of my loved ones. I don’t ensconce myself in my skull and let time creep or fly by without me taking a good hard jab at it.
Here are two things that I dedicate my time too:
I write- which is always a good use of my time. I draw or do a little photography- I mean I really , really suck at the visual arts but who cares? I consider the time I spend on photography or drawing as time well spent.
Besides. It’s like the Visual Arts hate my guts and me attempting to do them is my way of hating their guts right back. It’s like I’m standing up on this pile horrific artwork that I’ve created and like Doctor Frankenstein I shout up into the night sky as I jump up and down on the carcasses that I’ve created:
” It’s Alive hahahahahahahaaaaa.”
My goal, at the end of the day is to look back and say to myself, ” So Anita, did you do anything cool today -”
WP Prompters want to know: Which food, when you eat it, instantly transports you to childhood?
There isn’t a single food that transports me back to my childhood.
My Mom didn’t like to cook, my Dad was a Chef who wanted nothing to do with the kitchen when he was at home ( except for the holidays ) so for the most part my childhood meals were grim silent affairs and there’s probably a reason why I don’t have have a food that takes me back to my childhood. We ate because it was meal time. Hoozah and hip- hip-hooray. That’s not exactly the bulletin board that you can tack happy memories to.
But there is a food-or foods that when combined in a bowl or packed in little decorative baggies that do whisk me back to my childhood- zip, zap just like that. I am talking about Halloween Candy of course.
To this day when I’m pouring Halloween candy into a bowl and that sugary smell whooshes up into my face I really do feel happy and I fly straight back to my childhood with no stops in between.
Not only can I smell the candy, I can smell the crisp autumn air from over 50 years ago, I can smell my plastic Halloween Masks that I wore as a kid, I can smell the excitement that crawls around your spine as the sunsets and it’s time to run out into the night and Trick or Treat.
WP Prompters are curious! Today they would like to know who my favorite Historical Figure is and one name popped into my mind
right off of the bat-
Anna Maria “Marie” Grosholtz- or as she was famously known- Madame Tussaud.
A waxwork of Marie molding the death mask of Marie Antoinette
Last year I saw a show on Netflix about Haunted Houses- and one Haunted House that they featured (I wouldn’t call this a ‘Halloween haunted house ” as the experience was based on psychological and physical tortures used in military interrogations) shows the beginning of the ‘adventure’ where the participants met the organizer at a park. He told them to have a seat at the picnic tables, then he had them read through a disclaimer form that they had to sign. The thing is it took hours for them to read it and by the time they were done it was dark and they were tired, hungry and from what I saw they didn’t take bathroom breaks.
Their experience in this ‘ house of horror ‘ had been going on for hours before they realized it.
Madame Tussaud was much more subtle in her setup and just as effective
Madame Tussaud created a life and a persona that the people who had yet to lay eyes on her waxworks were familiar with- and she pulled this off before the days of mass mailings and the internet. This woman, you had learned, had lived in Castles, been a member of Royal Courts and had danced, dined and been friends with royalty. In turn, she had looked into the faces of some of her unfortunate subjects weeks, days, minutes, months before they died or were executed- and had handled their remains.
By the time you saw some the historical figures she cast in wax, you weren’t just looking at a replica of someone’s face- you were looking at the waxwork’s faces through the eyes of Madame Tussaud and that didn’t just make them waxwork figures- it made them real.
One of my favorite Vincent Price Films is ” House of Wax ” and in case you’re not familiar with this gem, it’s about a sculpture who is horribly injured and re-creates his wax figures with bodies coated in Wax. Over the years I’ve wondered if Madame Tussaud wax figures- which had touched the public on a visceral level inspired this story and do you know what? I think it may have.
One of the things I learned while I was catching up on my Madame Tussaud factoids was that the ” Chamber of Horrors ” that featured criminals at their executions and subjects in that vein were placed in their own area and that area wasn’t called the Chamber of Horrors.
It was called ” The Seperate Room “- which in my opionion is far for sinister sounding then ” Chamber of Horrors. ”
The more I learn about Madame Tussaud, the more I admire her.
, Anna Maria Grosholtz- ” Madame Tussaud ” aged 42
From Madame Tussaud’s collection-
” Sleeping Beauty “- who created her is in dispute
as is who she was modeled after.
All of that aside, a breathing waxwork is sort of creepy, so sure. I love it.
Madame Tussaud – guillotined heads From left to right: Louis XVI, Marie Antoinette,Carrier, Jacques Rene Hebert,( (?)
Model Made from the death mask of Marie Antionette by Madame Tussaud. Google Images
From Madame Tussaud’s Collection: Gallows execution of Dr Crippen
Madam Tussaud’s Collection 1930: the head of Joseph Stalin being cleaned
