They’ve made a Christmas movie about Krampus.

William Shatner is in it.

It’s called a  Christmas Horror Story.

Santa is an Ninja who fights Krampus.

A little kid stabs his dad in the hand with a fork

And Santa’s Elves turn into Zombies.

I…I need a moment to reflect on this ….a horror movie about Christmas? Well. Krampus is a traditional Christmas story . But forks and hanging and blood? wait….I’m reflecting on this…still reflecting….

Okay.

I’m done.