They’ve made a Christmas movie about Krampus.
William Shatner is in it.
It’s called a Christmas Horror Story.
Santa is an Ninja who fights Krampus.
A little kid stabs his dad in the hand with a fork
And Santa’s Elves turn into Zombies.
I…I need a moment to reflect on this ….a horror movie about Christmas? Well. Krampus is a traditional Christmas story . But forks and hanging and blood? wait….I’m reflecting on this…still reflecting….
Okay.
I’m done.
