They’ve made a Christmas movie about Krampus.
William Shatner is in it.
It’s called a Christmas Horror Story.
Santa is an Ninja who fights Krampus.
A little kid stabs his dad in the hand with a fork
And Santa’s Elves turn into Zombies.
I…I need a moment to reflect on this ….a horror movie about Christmas? Well. Krampus is a traditional Christmas story . But forks and hanging and blood? wait….I’m reflecting on this…still reflecting….
Okay.
I’m done.
Someone gave me Krampus card for Christmas. It was a creepy gesture.
Krampus, stupid auto spell.
Fixed.
My Grandpa Bert told me about Krampus when I was little. I figured after that Christmas was a win win for me. Naughty or Nice I was going to have either get a visit from Santa Or Krampus. Yay!