From my story mining project
“What are you doing?” Milo the Muse asks me as I sat at my desk laughing into my computer screen.
” Nothing.” I snap the off button on my screen and it goes dark.
” Let me see.”
I swivel around on my chair and face the window.
He reaches over, clicks it on and is not amused at what he sees:
” You’ve been on Facebook again.”
I twirl around and I smack his hand away from the off button. ” It’s Facebook, not porn. Go away. I’m looking for inspiration.”
Milo makes a circle around his face with his finger. ” Wrong place to be looking Anita. Besides. I have a great idea.”
” Does it involve six fish being-“
” No. I am sorry. It does not. But if you’d rather be here looking at Pornbook, excuse me, Facebook don’t let…
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