He twitters
He tweets
He flits from tree to tree

Look at him
That silly little guy
Tweet twitter tweet

That silly little bird
Is a silly little guy
Dont tell him
“Be Quiet!”
Or you will make him

Tweet Twitter Tweet

He twitters
He tweets
Stolen words and stolen deeds

Tweet, twitter, tweet, retweet

If he tweets from your tree
If tweets from your porch
Here’s what you can do:

Hang up  your phone
Open your door
And feed him to your cat.

Tweet.
Twitter.
Tweet.