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Things I’ve Learned
If you’ve been electrocuted a bunch of times bee stings don’t hurt anymore.
Counting backwards is a skill I will never master.
I can’t binge watch Tv shows.
The smell of death doesn’t bother me but the smell of hairspray does.
Being electrocuted a bunch of times probably is not a good thing.
I can pull splinters out of my own hands with my fingers really fast but I use tweezers when someone asks me to pull one from them. And I do it slowly.
I think being electrocuted a bunch of times was something I could have learned to avoid.
Pork Rinds. The cheapest you can find. Yum. You’re welcome.
I hate the phrase ‘ awesomesauce’ so much I actually went and looked it up :
Nooooo….brainworm alert brainworm altert must stop stupid words from nesting
Electricity is not my friend.
THINGS I LOVE
Cupcakes and David Tennant.
Cupcakes served by David Tennant.