I’ve been using Facebook a lot recently- I go on there and mostly address the currant cluster F*&! that Trump AKA Twitler has unleashed on our country as well as the rest of the world.
I even reached wrote an open letter to the Queen of England- it was in fun but I did do some homework before I did it- which I’ll explain in a bit.
Here’s the letter:
Letter From America To The Queen of England
May It Please Your Majesty
I wish to inform you of a terrible occurrence that has happened in the United States of America, a former colony of the much respected and admired Great Britain.
Recently a select group of citizens ( refered to as The Electoral College) voted to put a crazy man into the highest office in the land.
The man in question displays delusions of grandeur on Twitter at three in the morning, is barely fluent in The Queen’s English and the only skill he has managed to master is the one of, to put it in polite terms, is Cat Grabbing.
Please consider taking us back your Majesty.
We will be easy to find should her Majesty choose to save us- we will be the huddled masses yearning to be free at the end of We are all Screwed and What The Hell Is Going To Happen Next Street.
We hope this letter finds your Majesty well.
Please save us before he kills us all.
I actually tried to follow the correct form when one writes a letter to Her Majesty.
You know- just FYI