Hey Kids!

Let’s play Sunday Stealing.

Sunday Stealing asks you questions that they find floating around on the internet and you answer them- so here we go…

1.Where were you 3 hours ago?..

Ha! I’m at work right now, no way am I answering that one.

2.Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Only the green ones. They taste like chicken. Go on try it. It’s true.

3.Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Does this count?

4.When is the last time you went to the mall?

” And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”

Stay away from the Malls. They’re Evil! EVIL I say.

5.Are you wearing socks right now?

6.When was the last time you drove out of town?

I live in a town with a population of 40,000  that has ONE  bookstore and it only sells religious material. I don’t drive out of town- I race out on a very regular basis.

7.Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

Unless a theatre magically appears in my new neighborhood  that  brings your food and snacks to you in your seats and they serve popcorn in giant bowels like the theatre in my old hometown did,  it’s safe to say Satan will be riding to work on a snowplow before that happens again.

8.What was the last thing you had to drink?

The blood of those who angered me! Just kidding, it was carbonated water. I think it tasted like green crayons.

9.What are you wearing right now?

10.Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

I don’t even pump my own gas. I pay my relatives to do it.

11.Last food that you ate?

 I swallowed a bug when I  took the garbage out . I hope it didn’t have friends. I don’t need vengeful bugs  after me.

12.Where were you last week at this time?

Waiting for Friday. It eventually showed up. We had a few words. It better do better this time or else  I am going straight to Saturday.

13.Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

14.When is the last time you ran?

If my mouth counts, I ran it a little while ago. Nobody was amused.

15.What’s the last sporting event you watched?

I watched people fight to get on the Commuter train FIRST so they can get a seat. It was  awesome. Next time I’m bringing chicken wings, a lawn chair and I’m wearing one of those hats with the name of my favorite Pushy Jerk on it.

 

What, that’s it no more questions?

Okey Dokey then

Thank you for letting me play Sunday Stealing.

It was fun!