In case you are curious- a 68 lb. full grown Labrador Retriever who is in excellent health CAN pull a warm, just delivered to your door through no contact delivery thick crust mushroom pizza still in it’s box from off of the kitchen counter.He can get the box open and eat half of it while turning in circles so that you can’t pull the pizza from out of his jaws.

He can also do it while wagging his tail and – here is the plus side- he will hoover up the mushrooms that drop off of the pizza himself so that you don’t have too!

It’s hard to get mad at this face, but gee whiz I would have liked to have gotten a slice or two myself.