Writer’s Write January Prompt
Rouge your cheeks
curl your hair, wear something like all of the other women wear
so much better than you.
Ask them where they found that dress, got their nails done
and learned to be so much more than you.
How can they be so much more attractive
than you
put together so much more stylishly than you
even on their worst day?
He asked me, begged me, wheedled at me about it
All.
Of.
The.
Time.
So I tried and tried to be something better than me
sexier then me
so much more than me.
Until it came to me, in a flash-
what suit I would bury him in.
I
think
I
made
the
right choice
at last.
I wonder if he will agree.
Probably not.
But I won’t care.
Because nobody can dress a corpse
better than me, more stylishly than me
even on
my
worst
day.

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Loved this one!!! Like the day I told the ex what knife I would disembowel him with. Wonderful look of surprise on his face!
Heard this line on my current fave tv show The Blandings:
” I’m going to peel your face off with a spoon that is ill equipped for that purpose -”
Ouch 😂😂😂