I read an interesting article about the most hated candy handed out at Halloween and on this list I saw that three were my absolute favorites.
The article questioned what kind of people actually give this candy out and I decided to write about it:
I don’t care what the haters say
it’s not Halloween if I don’t get
Peanut Butter kisses
and acres of candy corn
and I want enough to stuff the
severed head, a plastic one
that I named Buckley so full
that his eyes pop out and hit the floor with a plop.
Buckley’s eyes belonged to Marina and Marietta
the only difference was Marian and Marietta’s heads
were not plastic, they were made of bone.
But very much like Buckley their heads were empty until I stuffed them with candy.
That will teach them to trick or treat a Ghoul’s house and make fun of her bowls of candy
her favorite candy that she loves and hands out in high spirits on Halloween.