RDP Sunday: LIE LOW
She sought me out
at his funeral
and I smelled a rat as she waved to get my attention
she had always avoided me or pretended to not know me
when we crossed paths in the big old world.
So I stood there oozing morbid curiosity from every pore
and she walked up to me and said with her chin in the air and fire in her eye
” I voted for Donald Trump- twice ”
And the only thing I could think to say was,
” I’m wearing my new Victoria Secret Underwear and it cost more then my entire
outfit- shoes included. I thought I was the only crazy person here until now.”
I think I’m going to lie low for awhile because moments like that
should be savored alone, plus I’m afraid that if someone who overheard us, they
will come back and ask me how much I spent on my underwear and when I tell them
they really will think I really was the only crazy person there that day.