Well That Was Fun



RDP Wednesday: DELIGHT

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August was here and then it went ( I write as I wipe a tear from my eye )

I am  not a fan of the Summer season and I am not a fan of August- my least favorite time of the year ( heavy dramatic sigh ) but like it or not I have to deal with it and I try to not let it get me down,

While my friends tanned themselves and sunned themselves and posted endless pictures of themselves outside in their Summer wear fashions  on FB, I spent my days inside where I didn’t have to breathe in smoke from forest fires, where I didn’t have to watch the Sun crawl across the sky like a tick making it’s way across a dog’s back and best of all I didn’t have to listen to anyone boo-hoo because Summer goes by so fast.

So Happy Days and delight wrapped in bright and sparkling delight ,  now that August is gone, I must say I am a tad bit sad because I did enjoy watching people slather themselves in lotions and potions and they embalm themselves right there before my eyes.

As my Summer Worshiping friends they give their bodies up to the Ancient Egyptian Gods of Death and Mummification I swear I could hear their skin cells screaming in agony. I saw  their flesh sizzling on their bones, I could imagine  their internal organs pumping just a little harder then normal in a struggle against the heat.

( I fan myself with a magazine and take a sip of water  and afterI have calmed down I continue writing) To cap it off August is gone, Summer is all but a memory and for now if I want to watch people light themselves on fire and run around in ecstasy I’ll have to search social media for stories about ” Karens ”

As sad as that sounds,  it is really okay because I also have plans to see the new Exorcist movie and I’m going to re-watch the ” Pope’s Exorcist” and maybe I’ll watch the Witch on the same day.

August is over and it’s not going to be here again for 11 Months- HOORRAAAYYYY!

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