Undead Humour

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My Friend Cle sent me these- because it’s Halloween and she’s awesome and we can make jokes about Uranus on Facebook all day long and it never gets old:

For my friend…. because I know it is almost your favourite time of year….
One day I’ll trick or treat with you !

What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.

What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend.

What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed

Who are some of the werewolves cousins? The whatwolves, the whowolves, and the whenwolves.

Why do mummies have so much trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house ? Hope that it’s Halloween.

e sent me these- because it’s Halloween and she’s awesome and we can make jokes about Uranus on Facebook all day long and it never gets old:

Author: animar64

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