This little little Halloween treat is from last year.
I thought it was funny so I’m posting it again.
I want to carve a pumpkin
I want to bring it to life
so I will give it a face, a smile and eyes
and a mouth so it can speak.
When you come to my door to ask for a treat
my pumpkin will
scream in terror
‘RUN! SHE’S CRAZY AND SHE HAS A KNIFE…RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!”