I wrote about the Indiana Toilet Monster in 2008 and I decided to republish it for Fandango’s Flashback Friday to honor the brave souls her brought about Toilet Paper Scare of 2020. These curious Souls who were told their lives were in danger from an unknown strain of Covid and collectively they decided toilet paper….TOILET PAPER would save us all, so they ran out and bought as much of it as they could and caused a shortage of, yes.
Let’s get to it:
The Indiana Toilet Monster
First published in 2008
The toilet monster is a girl named Carmen who was pushed down into a sewer by her classmates and died. Carmen Whitehead lived in Indiana, so the story goes- and for some reason it’s important to mention that so I did.
Okay…back to the story.
So shortly after Carmen meets her death in the Sewer this post shows up at MySpace:
If you don’t repost this saying:
They Pushed Her Down The Sewer
Carmen will get you…
To fill you in, Carmen from Indiana will come up from your Shower or Toilet and drag you down to where she is in the sewers and then she’ll kill you.
I think it would be way more efficient to kill you first, chop you up into bite size pieces and then flush you down the toilet.
I did however enjoy this story with it’s murder teeny tiny murder planning flaw because I can’t help but to wonder how many of you will think about Carmen The Indiana Toilet Monster the next time you visit the smallest room in the house.
I think that’s pretty darn funny.
Urban Legends…. they are more then amusing stories they are the gift that keeps on giving.