I don’t like Summer.
I don’t like the way it smells, I don’t like the way it turns people’s skin all all creepy and leathery and I don’t like the way these same people say, ” I love the way the Sun feels on my skin. “
I don’t like the stillness of Summer, I don’t like the quiet of Summer.
So buh-bye Summer. See you next year. You will not be missed.
“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”
– John Steinbeck
3 thoughts on “Not a Fan”
Know what smell of summer I hate? Coconut oil!!! It makes me want to gag and leave the beach or restaurant or salon or wherever I am. Whoever decided to put it in everything and especially suntan oil needs to be whipped. The last time I rented a house on the beach, I had to leave my patio due to the fumes from sunbathers down in the sand. Disgusting. And…. that’s the end of my rave. Yours was more poetic.
” I don’t like summer. Idon’t like the way it smells, ” Genius. Sucked me right in. It gets my vote for best first line…