Do Not Open Till…Never Would Be Good

:::HOLIDAILIES PROMPT:::

Write the annual holiday card/brag letter for your family.

Hi All!

Here we are at the end of the year

and boy do I have a lot to share!

With much effort and tons of frequent flyer miles ( that the airline finally coughed up ) my shrunken head collection is now complete- whoops- did I say that in my out loud voice?

They’re fake

Really.

( cough cough )

Just in case you’re wondering I finally learned to barbecue.

Yeah.

Let’s give that one a pass.

Over the summer I visited a theme park in Russia.

Some of the rides were out of order.

Plus side, I’ve got extra fingers on my left hand now.

I had a house warming party.

Meet My New Neighbors.

Well.

That’s an overview of my year.

And if you don’t want me to tell you about the rest of it or go into great detail about what I’ve mentioned here, I’d like a new pair of Hello Kitty Boot Slippers, Gummy Candies shaped like killer Jellyfish and a lifetime supply of Absinthe and some pretty little glasses to drink it from.