It’s Saturday and today we celebrate the divine feline:
God creating kittens
God: Make them soft and fluffy and adorable like little furry hugs
Angel: That’s so swe-
God: And put knives in their feet.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer
I am glad the gravy came out of that end 😲
Yeah. Whoever designed it did not have my sunny disposition.
😂😂