Death By Creepy Clown


They’re shutting down schools and people are talking about how it could be considered justifiable homicide if you kill somebody dressed up as a creepy clown.

Creepy Clowns- that’s what people are afraid of- stupid freaky creepy clowns.

What the Hell people?

This is what I’m seeing on line- its so bad I can’t read anymore on the subject:

From Orem Police FB Page:
Here’s seven words we never thought we’d be saying…..”Let’s have a serious talk about clowns”.

” If I see a creepy clown near my kid I’m going to shoot first and ask questions later.”

” I heard a creepy clown was near my kids school and it was carrying a sword.”

” If I see a creepy clown, I’m gonna kick it’s ass.”


Do you know what I’m afraid of?

I’m afraid of spontaneous human combustion and being run over by a garbage truck.

That covers it.

I wish I was scared off creepy clowns- but I’m not. If I’m going to meet my maker I guess it would be sort of chuckalicious  to be chased to my death by a guy in big floppy shoes who is covered in a ton of makeup and is the only other creature in the entire Universe with less fashion sense then me.

I guess that what bothers me the most is that there was a meeting of the minds somewhere  and  it was decided that the next big urban myth born of social media was going to be:

Creepy Clowns.

Oh Humanity, I weep at your lack of imagination and  creativity.

Pablo Picasso -

Creepy Clowns are in the News and Stephen King just told people to chill out- STEPHEN KING just told people to get a grip.

Go ahead absorb it, I’ll wait.


The Wave of Evil Clown Sightings Is Nothing to Worry About. It Happens Every Few Years!

Creepy Clown Hoaxes Lead to 12 Arrests in Multiple States

The creepy clown crisis: White House defers to FBI. Stephen King hits ‘hysteria’.

7 thoughts on “Death By Creepy Clown

  1. Interesting…though it does have roots in a horrible and tragic reality, the serial killer whose day job was as a birthday clown for kids’ parties…. But you’re right, hysteria is never a good news story–we have become a culture consumed and inflamed by so much fear, much of it irrational and unnecessary.

  2. OH LORD the clown thing has hit here in Louisiana too. It’s ridiculous – People seriously believe there are killer clowns on the loose with machetes trying to stab people.

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