They’re shutting down schools and people are talking about how it could be considered justifiable homicide if you kill somebody dressed up as a creepy clown.
Creepy Clowns- that’s what people are afraid of- stupid freaky creepy clowns.
What the Hell people?
This is what I’m seeing on line- its so bad I can’t read anymore on the subject:
From Orem Police FB Page:
Here’s seven words we never thought we’d be saying…..”Let’s have a serious talk about clowns”.
” If I see a creepy clown near my kid I’m going to shoot first and ask questions later.”
” I heard a creepy clown was near my kids school and it was carrying a sword.”
” If I see a creepy clown, I’m gonna kick it’s ass.”
Do you know what I’m afraid of?
I’m afraid of spontaneous human combustion and being run over by a garbage truck.
That covers it.
I wish I was scared off creepy clowns- but I’m not. If I’m going to meet my maker I guess it would be sort of chuckalicious to be chased to my death by a guy in big floppy shoes who is covered in a ton of makeup and is the only other creature in the entire Universe with less fashion sense then me.
I guess that what bothers me the most is that there was a meeting of the minds somewhere and it was decided that the next big urban myth born of social media was going to be:
Oh Humanity, I weep at your lack of imagination and creativity.
Creepy Clowns are in the News and Stephen King just told people to chill out- STEPHEN KING just told people to get a grip.
Go ahead absorb it, I’ll wait.