RDP Tuesday: OTTER

“You ought to know better”.

I heard those words so many times when I was growing up that I

started to think they were my first, last and middle name.

Not that I cared because after a point

 I  tuned out when I heard the scream:

” Jesus Christ! You ought to know better “

 

So with less then half my attention on those often heard words

what I caught was

” You otter know better. “

and instead of paying attention to the fact that once again

I was the village idiot  and was going to bring disgrace and shame upon my Father’s

house for doing or saying something truly pathetic and embarrassing

I got an overwhelming urge for a Grape flavored Otter Pop

and I couldn’t think of anything else.

Wait. I tell a lie.

Sometimes I got the urge for a raspberry otter pop.

A blue raspberry otter pop.

 

I know, I know, I know

I’m pretty sure I spun waaaayyyy off on this prompt, I’ve been doing them for ages and-

I otter know better.